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WILLIAM SHATNER BECOMES IMMORTAL.

Having been through the Transporter Beam more than any other member of the cast and crew, his brief exposure to space and its radiation have altered his metabolism reversing his aging. He should regain youth until he is at about his mid forties and then stay at that level of health indefinitely.

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THE FLYING MONKEYS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ WERE REAL

A tragic and well covered up accident prior to the end of filming is the only reason this incredible animal is now extinct.

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JFK JR. REFUSES TO RETURN TO DALLAS UNTIL ALL THOSE WISHING TO GREET HIM ARE FULLY VACCINATED AGAINST COVID-19.

In a statement from the afterlife, he insists he isn't going through that crap, just to get sick and die.

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JESUS DELAYING RETURN TO EARTH

He is waiting to schedule his return until after negotiations are complete on a book deal. He is quoted as saying he can wait an eternity if need be. He's holding out until he gets an offer that "reflects the success of his first book".

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THE OCEAN WASN'T SALTY UNTIL HUMANS STARTED PEEING IN IT WHILE SWIMMING.

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WRIGHT BROTHERS INVENT THE AIRPLANE TO GET A CHANCE AT WOMEN

Local girls told the pair, "Ya, I'll F_____ you when you can fly." and the rest is history.

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IT'S FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

Delusional Putin invades Ukraine convinced the mythical Fountain of Youth is in the former Soviet block Nation. Close advisors to the Russian President are at their wits end trying to not only guide the president away from the adventure in Ukraine, but also convince him that the fantasy of the fountain is just that, a fantasy.

Putin is desperate to find the key to immortality as he is convinced he can rule for eternity. His thinking is straight out of the "Pirate's Of The Caribbean", said one exhausted aid, who recounted episodes where Putin would have Jr. military officers take concoctions and have them stabbed to test the powers of the potion.

While the aides have expressed alarm about the events and the impact they are having they appear powerless to stop the path things are on due to the cult following willing to participate in the demented rituals. Putin has given no clue where in Ukraine he believes the fantasy fountain is located but wants control of the country to ensure access to the fabled waters.

Support staff for Putin's senior aids were shocked to find out the obsurd suggestions that the Ukrainian government was dominated by Neo Nazis was not a cover for the demented pursuit of the Fountain of Youth, to try and save a little self respect for the country. It was in fact insisted on by Putin to prevent other nations from attempting to locate the fantasy fountain before him. "We need to let the people know what's going on in the Kremlin before we are dragged into a nuclear war." Small groups continue to meet to plot a way out of crisis from inside the Kremlin, but things move quickly in the fantasy universe of Putin's warped mind.

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