INTERESTING BITS, MAYBE A LAUGH OR TWO.

  We can't keep pressing on in this endless political pressure cooker and expect to stay sane. It is critical that we accept that some things are funny. Sometimes it's directly related to the goings on and sometimes it is just funny for no good reason.


MOTHS AND LADYBUGS. 

Moths have no stinger, they don't bite and don't care at all. The have three pairs of legs and 3 massive pairs of balls. No stinger, nothing to bite with and they'll fly right at your face.

Have you ever been with a group of people when a moth flies into the room? You ever had one of them pull the fire alarm while bolting out of the room? If we all had the courage of the lowly moth.

Ladybugs, have, by far and away, the best public relations department of anything or anyone on earth. It's a beetle. Again, it's just a beetle like every other beetle, with a pretty paint job. This colorful artwork on it's back has saved it from many deadly encounters.

Stomp on a cricket and you're a hero. Stomp on a ladybug and IT'S MURDER!


DON'T CUT A RAVEN'S TONGUE. 

Photo by Ellie Burgin from Pexels

Why not you may ask. First, it's cruel, duh. Secondly, it's not required to get them to "talk". It's mimicking really. They aren't conversational, with humans at least. If you had to cut their tongue to get them to talk, the first word would for sure be four lettered.


WAKE UP ALARM

There are so many pleasant tones used for wake up alarms on our phones. Do you ever find your self humming that default SAMSUNG tune? 

"Do do doot doot doooo, do do doot do doot do dooo....."

Are you old enough to remember your dad singing his alarm tone?

"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!...."


WAS LIFE SIMPLER IN THE SEVENTIES?


When it was time to blow the whistle on Richard Nixon and the WATERGATE scandal our dark and mysterious informant took his code name from a porno movie of the time, "DEEP THROAT".

Porn titles now don't convey much in the way of "mystery".


MARY AND JOSEPH IN VEGAS 

How would the nativity story have been different if Mary and Joseph had arrived in Vegas instead of Bethlehem?

As soon as the people started showing up Mary and Joseph would have been comped a suite. Before the kings got to the baby they would have been walked through the casino and past a strip club, "The Naked Harem". The gifts would have been pared down to a $100 chip, a whiskey soaked veil and a bottle of sparkling wine. Maybe a fridge magnet. 

The Inn Keeper in Bethlehem wasn't much of a business man.




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